The sort of route where we may stumble across Tuff Bob and Jim spit roasting Bumtel? 
Canāt we just get a designated driver?
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The OS map shows one. It goes via Lopwell Wood and Gnatts Farm. But itās not a right of way.
Do farms down your way have dogs Stu ?
VB
Yes,and guns.
I wonāt be drinking due to yellow, so Iām happy to be the designated driver. Iāld happily run over Tuff Bob and Jim spit roasting Bumtel while I was driving, but I donāt think it would be good for the car. We would need one of these lads really:
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Pfft! Keen-wah darling, keen-wah 
Yeah, now you come to mention it ā¦
VB
Just for clarity - which end is that?
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Canāt work out which I would rather have, Bobās cock in my mouth, or up my bum.
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Hold the spit roast under this sign and leave it up to them:
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FFS ! Iām going to have to change the recipe on my next brew now. I think we need Olanās Yellow Peril - The Attack Gerbil Edition.
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Weāre going to have to weapon up as well then?
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I donāt drink either but will probably be in the van (no bucket) so could help with transport.
Get orf moy laaand!!
Red sky at night,
Ramblers alight.
Apart from the guns and dogs, it may be worth familiarizing yourself with our local ghouls
Also the *headless Astra driver,spotted numerous times around Tavistock.
*Typo
Clothless
Always spotted thumbing a lift 
Iāve never eaten there,but think Guy or Matt may know.