1st SOUTH WEST Weekender

Bake-offs
824

Looks amazing, totally fed up I missed this!

825

Almost a cert there will be another, mate. It was ace of bass.

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826

A brilliant weekend! Many thanks to the souā€™westers for such a great event, and to all the chefs. Iā€™ve not gone home yet, but have a nice campsite overlooking Salcombe. Now for a couple of days walking to reduce the calorie and pork load before heading back north. Itā€™s going to be very hard to match this standard of bake-off.

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827

I must organise an Oxfordshire one in the barn.on.the.farm.next.door. :thumbsup:

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828

Itā€™s even worse than that, Iā€™m (supposed to be) a health and safety professionalā€¦ :open_mouth:

829

I would expect proper risk assessments were done :thinking:

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832

Pah, you didnā€™t even bring a clipboardā€¦

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833

That Sir is the robe of Stronzetto, redolent with his heady aroma (and several unidentifiable stains incapable of removal even with industrial strength Cillit Bang).
Once donned the wearer is wafted away to a large hadron collider-scope of sensations.
A funzie frenzy of fun, friendship, musical mayhemā€¦and pork products.
Yes, the Mind Garden.
But wait, whatā€™s this. What at first appears to be lush verdant grass is in fact insufficiently anchored astroturf.
And worse still, the winds of whimsy are blowing this turf tatami into shapes even Euclidean geometry cannot comprehend, but can best be described as comparable to a Trump combover.
The lightly lubed lathe of reality turns and we crash out of the matrix.
Till the next time, au revoir, mes amis.

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834

I left that in the safe at work. :+1:

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836

Look at that weather!

837

It was almost too hot by 5pm !

838

Just back, what a great weekend! I laughed a lot, didnā€™t wash enough, ate and drank too much and generally misbehaved with a great bunch of mates. Brilliant! Thanks much to thum thar Wurzels for organising. :grinning:

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839

Mr. MWS still has a thing about Aunt Sally. The X rated mind garden episode is filmed only from the waist up. He likes the notion of every scene featuring his sex face whilst he attempts to erupt all over Aunt Sallyā€™s peti coat.

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840

With any luck. :grinning:

841

Reet gradely, thaā€™ knows.

842

Iā€™ll bring one next yearā€¦ :wink:

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843

I feel like I have been thereā€¦ just without the stench.

Defo got to sort a similar gig a little more north next time.