Armchair politics

If you only look at her in the mirror she can’t turn you to stone.

It worked for Perseus

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I don;t think he knew what washing powder she used

“Failed Anti Gilf donated to dogging ring”.

I wither at the notion of her sexing herself up with a Sade earring - I’ll save the jizz luv.

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Well, it’s case of pass the sick bucket when you see what she’s up to tonight…

Apparently more than 22,000 people were following flight KQ100 on Flightradar 24 carrying Pritti Patel from Nairobi to London to get fired -sorry- ‘resign’.

1 less than normal then

He’s a Tory, by the way…

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:smirk:

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This Mr cooper?

Hmmm, Boris in the USA opening his gob to big up Trump. I would have thought he might have been better advised to go into hiding until the Iran thing dies down.

Would that be the same Boris that said he wouldn’t set foot in America in case he bumped in to Trump?

More faces than the town hall clock has our Boris, surely time for his political demise.

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Penny Mordaunt to take over from Pritti Patel.
Because of her political leanings, I’m thinking of giving her one.
That’s one out of ten.

Is she short?

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Possibly a loud speaker.
( I’ve got me coat and know where the door is )

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Seen here with the magic bus;

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just to confirm what an utter cunt he is, mirrors and smoke have nothing on this shithouse.

Is this an Old Etonian euphemism for ‘pussy grabber’?

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That magic bus is a Neoplan Starliner, designed and made in Germany :joy:

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