Astra appreciation thread


#21

My first company car was an Astra saloon diesel that I had forgotten about, it was a 4 year old pool car given to me when I started at Siemens, normally aspirated diesel so went like a dead slug. I had to drive it everywhere in 3rd gear before it finally blew the head gasket and could order a brand new car.


#22

According to Matt’s statistics, 1 in 20 Astras had siemens inside them


#23

The Kondo of cars makes curb crawling convenient.


#24

Christ, is that an actual thing?


#25

fxt


#26

“The Heku-Carcamp model has been updated substantially since this one was built and is still in production. A new one costs around €22,500 and you will need a more recent Vauxhall Astra to couple it too – the most powerful diesel model is recommended.”

Sadly their website is down so perhaps they made so much money they have retreated to their own snail like genius pods for a congratulatory wank.


#27

Alien sucker caravan mounts Astra…


#28

It’s as if @stu and @Ciderpig had started a car company…


#29

Or the ultimate mobile bake off location!


#30

#31

Not enough brown. If that happened, I’d invest in brown. Purest brown.


#32

Is that rarer than green?


#33

Much, much more rare and valuable.


#34

fixed to make it more accurater :thumbsup:


#35

accuraterer


#36

:disappointed:


#37

Warning - High P0rn content do not click on link in work


#38

:heart_eyes:


#39

Surely this is the best thread ever


#40

Not safe for work though. unadulterated pRon most of it.