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Posh Mums Upset By Sloppy Fanny Gag
Similar occurances occured regularly around Welwyn and Codicote when I was growing up there.
used to have good friends that lived in Codicote - I always liked visiting them there until they emigrated.
I emigrated to London asap.Great place to grow up though.
Rozzers After Welwyn Garden City Milkshake Perv
Shetland knocked out of the Jock Mackay Cup following a 2-1 defeat to rivals Orkney
@A_Touch_of_Cloth will be all over that!
Have told them 20 hopefuls are coming to audition the munchkin parts in early June
Happy to put him up for the duration of the show's run although can't supply the red shoes.
I'm sure he'll have his own
Pretty sure he has a well stocked wardrobe in the back of his van
I'm sure that playing Dorothy is on his bucket list
You bunch of side-splitting cunts.
Hard to believe that this qualifies as news. Also somewhat relieved that the incident took place in Bolton. I like to think that the stylish ladies of Glasgow would never sink so low.
Would have thought the fact she's got no head would be weirder.
I think it's good to encourage the young but Stronzetto's latest 'training program' is in my view questionable