They obviously haven’t got a record of my near neighbours shed during last December’s storm.
0 mph to gone in less than a minute! He found parts of it half a mile away. Other parts are yet to be discovered.
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Not sure where to post this so put it here:
A bit crazy.
only 5 hours late
Anyone got her number?
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Yeah. It’s Number Two.
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Lol
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apparently - plump lips are all the rage in Liverpool
There are women up here who are beyond strange looking. They are a curious orange colour, have terrifying eyebrows (scouse brow) and lips that would put a duck billed platypus to shame. I presume that they are also full of silicone in strategic locations but I’ve never felt the need to investigate further.
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clearly we are in for some wondrous sights when we visit in July
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No different to the bleached hair orange lard arses of Essex.
Clearly you are a man of sophisticated tastes with vast experience of the vagaries of British womanhood.
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has anyone got a copy of the Liverpool:English translation book they can lend me.
Florida . . . jesus fucking christ
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