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#241

They obviously haven’t got a record of my near neighbours shed during last December’s storm.

0 mph to gone in less than a minute! He found parts of it half a mile away. Other parts are yet to be discovered.


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#244

Not sure where to post this so put it here:

A bit crazy.


#245

only 5 hours late


#246

Anyone got her number?


#247

Yeah. It’s Number Two.


#248

Lol


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#252

apparently - plump lips are all the rage in Liverpool


#253

There are women up here who are beyond strange looking. They are a curious orange colour, have terrifying eyebrows (scouse brow) and lips that would put a duck billed platypus to shame. I presume that they are also full of silicone in strategic locations but I’ve never felt the need to investigate further.


#254

clearly we are in for some wondrous sights when we visit in July


#255

No different to the bleached hair orange lard arses of Essex.


#256

Clearly you are a man of sophisticated tastes with vast experience of the vagaries of British womanhood.


#257

:+1:


#258

has anyone got a copy of the Liverpool:English translation book they can lend me.


#259

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scouse-translator.asp


#260

Florida . . . jesus fucking christ