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#261

you mean you’ve never plucked your eyebrows in a restaurant - as I once witnessed (a man doing) in Shanghai


#262

Payment chaos as Visa networks breaks across Britain, stopping card transactions from working - The Independent


#263

Bound to be blamed on Russian hackers.
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#264

Bet it’s a practice for Brexit day. Once all the money is gone :moneybag:


#265

Rich can have a place in the cockpunch thread…

Just because Visa are having issues you throw a tantrum in sainsburys and leave the staff to clean up your mess.

Fucking hell I’m getting old but cunting yoof of today and all that


#266

Local news and flutism, it doesn’t get much better than that.


#267

That’s Terry’s Christmas sorted :yum:


#268

A cathedral full of proggers in jeggings all stood on one leg, loverly.


#269

Fixt for prog reasons. They are playing a shortened set you know…

:face_vomiting: Don’t forget the random gurning…


#270

No doubt inspired by the one-footed ‘sciapod’ shown in the cathedral’s Mappa Mundi

VB


#271

are they starting on the 1st December to complete the recitation in time?


#272

I fucking hate you lot :unamused:


#273

You hat us lot a lot :yum:


#274

Stop trying to cheer me up. I have achieved the optimal level of grump and you are buzzing my harsh.

:angry:


#275

Looks like Sodder’s great great great granddad…


#276

Odd one footed position, appearing to be ready for an unpleasant expulsion of wind? So far, so Tull…


#277

That’ll be the bonnacon, I think, also shown on the map, in this case having a shart

VB


#278

Disgraceful :rage:


#279

^ One would expect a royal personage to be insulated from this type of thing . . . shocking.


#280

Closer to @pmac han here.