you mean you’ve never plucked your eyebrows in a restaurant - as I once witnessed (a man doing) in Shanghai
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Payment chaos as Visa networks breaks across Britain, stopping card transactions from working - The Independent
Bound to be blamed on Russian hackers.
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Bet it’s a practice for Brexit day. Once all the money is gone 
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Rich can have a place in the cockpunch thread…
Just because Visa are having issues you throw a tantrum in sainsburys and leave the staff to clean up your mess.
Fucking hell I’m getting old but cunting yoof of today and all that
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Local news and flutism, it doesn’t get much better than that.
That’s Terry’s Christmas sorted 
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A cathedral full of proggers in jeggings all stood on one leg, loverly.
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Fixt for prog reasons. They are playing a shortened set you know…
Don’t forget the random gurning…
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No doubt inspired by the one-footed ‘sciapod’ shown in the cathedral’s Mappa Mundi
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are they starting on the 1st December to complete the recitation in time?
I fucking hate you lot 
You hat us lot a lot
Stop trying to cheer me up. I have achieved the optimal level of grump and you are buzzing my harsh.
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Looks like Sodder’s great great great granddad…
Odd one footed position, appearing to be ready for an unpleasant expulsion of wind? So far, so Tull…
That’ll be the bonnacon, I think, also shown on the map, in this case having a shart
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Disgraceful 
^ One would expect a royal personage to be insulated from this type of thing . . . shocking.
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