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Charity hospice robber! How low can you go?


Did he use the money to tie lots of ballons to his house?



Advert on Shetland Classifieds today:

Greggings - £8

Comes with Authentic grease stain on the top right thigh - as you will know they only come in one size (8) if you have visited this establishment, you would have seen lady’s of a certain size wearing other makes - with a camel toe that looks like a folded fuckin matress…

Does not included p&p



There’s an armed SWAT team in Wheathampstead (village just north of St Albans near @coco ), complete with armed police, tracker dogs and a helicopter. Apparently someone from Luton visited.

Edit: he was chased by six police Range Rovers through St Albans as well.