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Oh dear. This year’s bigotfest didn’t go too well.


A spokesman for the Grand Orange Lodge of Scotland said a bunch of stuff including this zinger:

“The Orange Order is founded on the principle of religious liberty and respect for people of all faiths”



Said with no hint of irony or self awareness.


I had imagined the quotation as being screamed through a megaphone by some sweaty overweight gammon faced lunatic with the veins in his face and neck bulging to the point of no return.


And still 3 days until the main event.


That’s every Unionists default mode for communicating their displeasure at literally fucking everything.


The only orange I ever liked…