Best quotes

Johnybaby on one of his many holidays. :slight_smile:

“Fuck sake … the curtains are a-flame!”.

Richard Dunn.

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“Yeah … but she has Kondo knobs.”

Johnnybaby, Bigdur.

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Yer Maw.

Apologies for lowering the tone, but for me Sam Beckett still has it.

The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new.

– Murphy, Samuel Beckett

" Honestly … your Widow Twanky moved me to tears, have you considered woodwork?"

My drama teacher circa '85.

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“Nice song, but a bit short and needs a flute solo.” Olan.

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“That is shit… have you considered becoming an electrician?.”

My woodwork teacher circa '85.

Fuck 'em all, bar four. They can carry the stretcher.

‘The fucking fucker is fucking fucked.’

Brian Green OBE

One of my very favourite ones. I sometimes use it myself.

“Fucks sake, not you again”.

Johnnybabies’ travel agent.

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“Feck off!”

YPOG

Oii cunthooks, if you’re going to insult me at least learn to spell my name properly!!!:smiling_imp:

Everyone who ever loved you was wrong.- My Nan

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Wow, that is brutal.

My colleague today

“He’s not a CEO”

…referring to our CEO

On a similar vein, a colleague was overheard talking about our Area Manager…

“Yousuf puts the “Y” in useless!”

:grin:

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I remember working for one German company (a very large one) and they called the 2nd level managers Business Unit Managers, or as a shortening called them BUMs (everything was shortened). 'Twas very funny when the Germans talked about BUMs and needing to understand their requirements.

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