That is weapons grade dumb.
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Particularly poignant in the current climate, I thought
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“Turns out he wasn’t gay after all, just had a bit of a lisp”.
My idiot apprentice to one of his idiotic mates about another of his idiotic mates.
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Why do you employ him?
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Somebody has to hold the bucket?
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In all honesty? I have no idea. Have been getting really pissed off with him for last few months.
Getting extremely cocky and right on my nerves. Had a few complaints, nothing serious…yet.
Will try and ‘foist’ him on another guy I know who is looking.
Typical pipe strangler trick 
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My brothers apprentice builder took his girlfriend out for a meal. He had half a chicken and chips. Bruv asked him if he’d had the front or back half.
Despite being pressed he didn’t know!
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In other news…
My wife has just popped her head round the door and said…
“…starving… you fancy a bacon sandwich?”.
Thread closed.
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Their stupidity is legendary. This twit I have was upset because the ‘Gucci’ on the buckle of the belt he had bought was upside down. 
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Was he talking about you?
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^^ you’re a cunt… here, wear this cape …now you’re a SuperCunt. 
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An ex plumber mate of mine now lectures in it at Plymouth college . He pretty much hates all youths of apprenticeship age and thinks the world is pretty much fucked !
He’s from Yorkshire and does like a moan but nothing gets him started like asking how work is 
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How is work? 
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