Brexit - Creating a Cuntocracy - Now with 4d chess option

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743

I think we all cod do batter with these gags. :slight_smile:

744

I would advocate extending the Irish Sea to the border with the Irish Republic and handing out free fishing permits to those up Northā€¦ I appreciate this might rain on the odd parade and dampen the odd bonfire. The opportunity to reopen Harland and Wolf might be welcome.

745

Is it just me, or has the atmosphere got very tench all of a sudden?

746

It will 'eel itself if we all listen to enough sole.

747

Kill me nowā€¦

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748

Someā€™finā€™ you donā€™t agree with?

749

:sob:

750

I thought youā€™d be a dab hand at this, but it seems youā€™re in the wrong plaice

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751

Nothing for 45 minutes. Best get our skates on.

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752

Did you mean krill me now?

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753

I think he must have Smelt something.

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754

After Brexit we should invade the EU and declare it part of the commonwealth and then build a wall around it.

755

I hake this thread.

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756

This thread has haddock. Iā€™m all tench now. Salmon needs to close it down. The mod, eel be along in a minute and weā€™ll all be grouperā€™d together.

757

The punning on this thread is weak. You all need to go back to school.

758

Hope I wake up soon, this thread is like a bad bream.

759

Youā€™ll have forgotten all about it in a couple of minnoes

760

Some cunt is going to get banned in a minute :angry:

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761

Forget this turbotcharged thread? Never!!

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762

Really? I think itā€™s Brill myself :grin:

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