There is hope though - there’s always the pea green boat
Fixt for Brexit approved spelling
“like a never-ending jazz solo”
“this behaviour is sub-farage”
That’s simultaneously very unpleasant and brilliant.
What with the export of pig’s ear’s,and now farmers can grow more food,it makes you wonder why any of us were concerned;
…claims transport secretary
MP for Epsom and Ewell. Epsom College just had houses built on the land that was its animal holding for farming courses.
Wonder if it will be like the late 70s,when you could bowl into the job centre,pick a job,and start 2 hours later.
Might have a go at being a dentist if it is.
There won’t be anyone prepared to pick it but at least while we watch it rotting we’ll have the satisfaction of knowing we’ve taken back control.
The fields will be full of people on community service orders,forced to pick it.
Whilst clutching our blue passports to our beating British hearts
The only thing they will want to grow when the environmental subsidies dry up is oil seed rape, make a lot of money out of that.
Round here half the fields are sown with this …
… the ones which aren’t by the side of the road at least. Apparently you can make quite a good return on that too.
VB
It isn’t clear. Is this a whole body experience or do you just put your head into it?
Or do you let the probe probe
Now that’s on my letter to Santa.
(Jim, are you listening…)
I only listen to good boys and girls
Access via: ungodly imagination / midlife meltdown / Datura / Utter disillusionment / transcendental meditation / glue.