Brexit - Creating a Cuntocracy - Now with 4d chess option

There is hope though - there’s always the pea green boat

:+1: Fixt for Brexit approved spelling

“like a never-ending jazz solo”

“this behaviour is sub-farage”

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That’s simultaneously very unpleasant and brilliant.

What with the export of pig’s ear’s,and now farmers can grow more food,it makes you wonder why any of us were concerned;

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…claims transport secretary

MP for Epsom and Ewell. Epsom College just had houses built on the land that was its animal holding for farming courses.

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Wonder if it will be like the late 70s,when you could bowl into the job centre,pick a job,and start 2 hours later.

Might have a go at being a dentist if it is.

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There won’t be anyone prepared to pick it but at least while we watch it rotting we’ll have the satisfaction of knowing we’ve taken back control.

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The fields will be full of people on community service orders,forced to pick it.

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Whilst clutching our blue passports to our beating British hearts

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The only thing they will want to grow when the environmental subsidies dry up is oil seed rape, make a lot of money out of that.

Round here half the fields are sown with this …

… the ones which aren’t by the side of the road at least. Apparently you can make quite a good return on that too.

VB

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Escape to the Cuntry

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It isn’t clear. Is this a whole body experience or do you just put your head into it?

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Or do you let the probe probe

Now that’s on my letter to Santa.
(Jim, are you listening…)

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I only listen to good boys and girls :wink:

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