You should run the country. When everything gets shitty, you could just have a strop and close it down. Result!
That wouldâve been great right up until we find out the joint has been sold to Honest Vlad Putinâs Petfood and Nukes PLC.
Good call from the above cartoonist. It is, quite literally, beyond a joke. David Davis is out of his depth. He doesnât have a fucking clue.
He never did have a clue. He only got the gig because May doesnât have a clue either. I would imagine her thought process in appointing him went along the lines of âDavid likes all that Brexit stuffâŚâ
He probably still believes all the fatuous crap that he tweeted above. Something tells me heâs not a quick learner or overly concerned with mastery of the details.
Which is a shame, because that is sort of his job at the moment.
To be fair to him*, none of them have a clue.
As is increasingly clear for even the avid brexiteer, the whole shebang is a circle that canât be squared and every single solution (aside from remain) has an associated pitfall that far outweighs the upside.
Anyone would find it an impossible task. That we just happen to have this bunch of utterly incompetent shitwipes in charge, beholden to the batshit loons of the DUP just makes adds a comedy element.
(* of course Iâm not gonna be the least bit fair to him, the shithead)
One thing I have noticed acutely during the unfurling shitshow, is that people HATE being shown to be wrong, especially on the internet.
To the extent that through nothing other than sheer bloody mindedness, they are fully prepared to see the country, their kidsâ and grand kidsâ futures pissed up a rope rather than be seen to change their minds.
Iâm looking forward to the hard Brexit now. According to Peter Bone on TV now, we can have a trade deal and wonât impose tariffs or indeed check goods coming from Ireland.
So Ireland will turn into a massive Amazon warehouse, and all the shit from China will get into the UK free of any tariff or indeed VAT. All of my pointless gadgets will be so much cheaper! Such win!
Fucking traitors and enemies of the people with your defeatist attitude. Brexit is full of win. Stop talking the country down.
I still think we need a wall in there somewhere.
âTis easier to fool a man than it is to convince him that he has been fooled.â
Then fill it with salty water, sharks and other pointy-toothed marine animals.
Uninteresting piece of obvious journalism being obvious about swivel-eyed lunatic Brexiteers until the second last paragraph which reads
At the same time, allies of Davis have once again been floating to MPs the idea that he should take over as prime minister â at least as a caretaker leader until the end of Brexit.