Ok I’m a fud - it’s been a long day and not enough booze 
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No idea about Bridlington but I am on my way to Cleethorpes. I have never been there before but for some reason my head tells me that I am not on a train but in a time machine.
I’m sure it will rival the metrosexual splendours of Brighton.
I can not think of many places worse than Brid, but cleggy manages it
How many bands have you wanted to see that were playing Cleethorpes? 
So basically the very good pub in Bridlington is not in Bridlington. 
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I’m struggling to post anything positive about Cleethorpes; the best I can come up with is that is not as bad as Grimsby.
Well it is out of seas… oh, wait.
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That car has at least one wheel, you must be in the posh bit
What in Gods earth made you pick that shitehole?
Are you on holiday or on the run from the authorities?
Haha
I live in Brighton, why the fuck would I come here for a holiday?
Nor am I hiding out after masterminding a brilliant scam.
Believe it or not it is work related. I have a meeting this morning and then will be on the train out of here, never to return.
Witness relocation scheme co-ordinator?
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Fixt.
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Train fare, hotel, food and a couple of postcards there would still be less than 30 mins parking in Brighton.
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You must be past yourself with excitement. Brighton is going to seem so dull after this 
Weather looks great too