My honeymoon with yer maw
First run for a while after damaging my heel.
I'm sure someone imaginative with a mind for abstract shapes and patterns will be along to name the run...
You'll be lucky if it turns out abstract.
It's clearly a cock with asymmetrical and misshapen bollocks
You smutty little man
Looks perfectly normal to me.
Oh, wait ...
...you remembered what it looked like before you paid penance to stamp on it?
You’ve got a thing about misshaped penis’s it seems
12 minute test pace run. Warm up of 10 mins, steady fast ish pace and 10 mins of jog -walk to cool down.
What is the pace unit Wayne mph?
Minutes per mile
This time your route looks like Spongebob Squarepants to me.
Perhaps I should have another coffee.
Look at the line between the red and green dots. He’s clearly attempted to delineate a bell-end and draw yet another cock.
I thought that was Spongebob smiling.
Nup. Misshapen flacid micropenis
Longest run yet. Had a stern bit of advice from a friend to just slow the fuck down. He didn’t mention anything about getting lost but that seemed to up the mileage