Can do, and a variety of coffees
Donât mind me, have been in the pub most of the afternoon
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âWe donât get even, we get out of orderâ
Marvelous. You just donât see service of such high quality too regularly these days.
the original snake oil
Would love a proper machine like a Speziale or that Sage now. Ironically itâs far more likely to be vetoed than the next level of horn madness
I did notice some of the Sage machines being heavily discounted in the run up to xmas, and was tempted myself. Hopefully the same will happen later this year.
A La Spaziale was on our shopping list, and in all truth probably remains so. But I had a chance to play with the top model sage in John Lewis a few weeks ago, and I am seriously impressed, the build quality is easily as good as a La Spaziale, but for a home user for anything other than espresso it is way easier to operate.
Wife prefers horn to coffee shocker
I have a Gaggia lever type espresso machine, which is very difficult to make a great coffee with. I have had it nearly fifteen years, is very well used but in that time my standards have gone up. I will start pissing about with it again shortly because I now have 2 grinders and I can set my Porlex to a definitive size for it and then not touch it. One day Iâll get a really good one but cant afford at pres. Iâd like the single group LaMarzocco but it is 3 grand!
Rather than âeither the horns go or I goâ you get âonly one of ridiculous horns or absurd coffee machineâ. The wife of win!
Meanwhile, the Kalita Wave feeds the coffee OCD quite nicely