I hate the Flat White. Ghastly weak, milky piss. What happened to a straightforward cup of coffee?
Espresso is the only decent coffee. The addition of milk fucks it all up.
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The flat white I had was 2 shots of espresso with a small amount of milk. It was very strong. Was that not a correct flat white?
Letâs take a moment to acknowledge the awesomeness of Gloucester Services.
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Too much milk will be a long flat white
They had the Xmas tree out yesterday. Along with some random old cable drums. Great flat white though.
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Two teaspoons of Nescafe, two sugars and a smidginâ of milk, not exactly crème de la crème but satisfying non the less. ( and a caramel biscuit ). Costa, Starbucks and McDâs can kiss my big hairy arse and airs and graces can have one up the shitter.
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Our Nespresso machine went kaput a few months back and I have resorted to the old french press.
Think Iâm goin to get a new machine.
Also under the heading of A.O.B.;
i) Nescafe granules are wank.
ii) Milk in coffee is wank.
iii) Jim is a hipster enabler.
iv) Liquid nitrogen in coffee is double wank.
v) Our local Costa ALWAYS serves bitter/burnt brew. The stuff from the Costa garage machines tastes better.
vi) What the actual fuck is wrong and so difficult to just a simple coffee?
vii) Olan is a yellow fool
viii) Happy Birthday Guy
viiii) Terryâs fireplace will be be-strewn with all manner of ethnic nik-nackery.
x) Johnybabie will reply with a wank.
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All coffee shops over roast to cover up the inferior beans.
Fact
That is actually fairly decent. I meant standard Nescaf
Get to fuck you bucket-brained lovey and take your shite coffee with you. Nespresso is for cunts.
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I like it
ix) not viiii)
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Can confirm.
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ix) not viiii)
Gotcha! Subtle, but still found out.
Muppet.
Fuck off Twinkle 
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