Covfaffe - the road to despair, calling at futility and disappointment

It’s this kind of ‘bean-to-cup’ snobbery that gives good honest coffee drinkers and home-roasters a bad name.

Who de-gassed your beans this morning ?

Ok, so they don’t actually make any of the hardware, but it’s all built to their specs…

However the system gives you excellent results for very little effort… imo…

Don’t answer that!

I have an automatic degassing valve which I purge regularly :poop:

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:grinning:

The Devialet of the coffee world? Excellent results, and to get better you need to enter the world of inconvenience.

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Found my grinder dunno if it meets muster.

How fine should the grind be for a cafetiere?

Not particularly fine. I go about half way on the scale when I grind for a cafetiere.

Where do you put the pod :smile:

Stop all this nonsense.

This is all you need.

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I’d rather drink that than Nespresso. :thumbsup:

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Medium to course it is. Roger that.

Ftfy

Slowly but surely my trolling improves. :grinning:

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Still room for improvement :unamused:

Of course, everything can be improved always :+1:

Which site are you posting this all-new improved trolling to then Ritchie?

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You are all reacting…

For an emergency instant, Alta Rica isn’t bad, but I prefer:

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The thing about instant is that it doesn’t really taste like coffee, but it’s a perfectly pleasant drink as soon as you manage your expectations. I normally refer to it as simply “instant”, and rather enjoy it. If I thought of it as coffee I’d be permanently sad.

And yeah, Carte Noir. It’s on offer somewhere most of the time.

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