I think it would be a one night stand. We’ll see.
Paul
Fell off the mountain bike this morning, monumentally painful at the time and I now can hardly walk, just lying in bed in f***ing agony popping nurofen, but actually wondering how I could get hold of some morphine 
Unlucky Ben.
It’s not like falling off your BMX when you’re a kid is it 
Bet it’s not as bad as landing bollocks first on the gear lever of your Raleigh Chopper…
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Absolutely Wayne, came down like a sack of potatoes - back in the day I used to bounce…
Hope you’re back in the saddle soon mate 
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Did you get checked out by the doc or hospital Ben - might be worth a visit to A&E if there no improvement over the next day or two.
I’m speaking from experience here had a bad crash on my mtb and limped home after it - turned out I had two fractured elbows and a concussion and should have went straight to A&E 
Not that I’m trying to make you feel worse - hope you get better soon.
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I’m going in tomorrow morning -wife and mother have made it clear I have no choice in the matter. Eminently sensible of course plus I might get some good drugs.
Thanks - wife offered me rampant sex tonight. Very amusing.
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Ha ha! She was taking the piss because she knew there was no way you could deliver. Claire plays similar games.
I know most of you arses don’t give a fuck but I set myself a target of tryIng to break 6,000 miles on the bike this year.
Not really believing I’d achieve it - I was surprised to find out I had passed 6,200 miles this week.
So in celebration and also as an I miss Sodders
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Well done I actually remembered your target and noticed this on Strava.
20000 km next year?
Nah I think the 10,000 km mark is quite enough 
Well done great effort - think I was 1500 miles, dropped off at the end of the year and now injured so not back on for a month or so I reckon.
Just got my acceptance form for RideLondon. Best get back on the bike.
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You been getting out much?
Fuck me - I thought this thread had a puncture…
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Not at all since before Chistmas.Not had much time and tend to not bother if it is frosty. Got a broken big toe so will have to see if I can get shoe on and it isn’t painfull. Much moe hill practice needed, and some weight loss.
How did you break your toe?