Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

Nambia? You don’t know, man, you weren’t there.

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Nambia are neighbours with Pambia.

Nambia is my cuntry

It’s a fucking good job he didn’t have to refer to Mozambique…

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I am told that Labia is the capital city of Nambia.

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I’ll bet Trump wishes it was. The connotations for Windhoek are infinite for him.

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Don’t get in a flap about it…

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Stronzetto lost his virginity (and a bicycle) to a Nambian ladyboy back in the day.

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Probably from the town of Clunge, downriver from Flange, but close to Labia. Famous for the Ladyboys (or so I am told)

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A member of the Lo Veglue tribe, no doubt?

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Indeed a nasty piece of work. Heshe was hailed the pudendum tribe. I’ve often wondered if Stronzetto’s innate ability to foul the highway code stemmed from being buggered senseless whilst peddling down ‘Avenida Rodrigues Alves’ - A cautionary tale: ‘Never take a Nambian pillion’

“Mentally deranged dotard” :joy:

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I like the word ‘dotard’. Half an hour ago I’d never heard it before. Now it’s something I aspire to

Two twats for the price of one.

He’s just itching to start a war. He gets a hard on thinking about it.

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See Trump has laid his cards firmly on the table.
Saying the NFL players who disrespect the Anthem/flag are “sons of bitches”,yet many on the KKK march are good people.

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Stevie Wonder told him to do one last night. Cracking stuff.

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