Donald Trump still not announced as some massive in-joke


#2405

You know on CSI or whatever cop show when they find the gun at the crime scene? Then the cop types the serial number into his computer and up pops the guns registered owner?

Well all that seems very sensible, that you should be able to get that information in a timely and efficient manner doesn’t it?

Except that’s not the way it works. The USA, by law, does not have a searchable database of guns. It’s not even allowed to put the information on computer.

And why not? Because of the NRA, and the gun manufacturers lobby, as if you couldn’t guess.

Read this, it’s a bit long, but absolutely eye popping.


#2406

You do know that you only get presents if he cuddles you in his other costume don’t you ?

VB


#2407

:face_vomiting:


#2408

:angry: you’re getting fuck all in your stocking this year then…


#2409

Depends on how you define ‘presents’ :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#2410

Stay away from my chimney, alright? Can’t afford to fix it.


#2411

Presuming stocking = colon and chimney = rectum?

Presents = sperm

Do i win a prize for breaking the code?


#2412

No. I mean I don’t want him going near my chimney. It’s a listed building and will cost a fortune to fix if he tries to force himself down it.


#2413

Has it listed because of the enormous weight of your Hi Fi and the various structural modifications necessary to get said hunk of iron into the building?


#2414

Right…I have no fucking idea what “listed building” is code for.


#2415

Five points for using the alternative meaning of the word in the context of a building with the normal use of the word, thus potentially setting up a joke. Potentially.


#2416

Presume “hunk of iron” is some kind of ornate victorian dildo. Structural modifications must mean anal stretching by buttplug. Hi Fi= backed up faeces and Listed = prolapse? Building must be catch all slang for general anus


#2417

I worry about what you might see in an ink spot test Neil.


#2418

It is a hi fi related attempt at humour. It is unfunny by definition. Like prog.


#2419

You worry about me? Surely I pale next to @Agrail ?

Plus, surely all ink blots look like Hi Fi transfer from @coco dunking his Listed Building onto the paper?


#2420

:astonished:


#2421

In this place it’s probably another silly cunt who’s bought an Aga.


#2422

Ooft. Some “structural modifications” for that. At least there’s no risk of his stocking getting burnt.


#2423

You seem a bit frustrated.


#2424

It’s all that tofu.