Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

JUBILATION!!!
Except that he now has more time to concentrate on his ambition to run a slate of “Bannon” candidates (think perverted failure Roy Moore) in upcoming elections.
Maybe a little tinfoill hatty, but I honestly suspect Bannon is a Russian intelligence cut-out conducting a mission to spread disinformation and sow dissent.

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Have to ask why.

My guess is the real money behind Breitbart gave him his marching orders.

Rebekah Mercer certainly gave him the boot the other day. Also the core Republicans are likely to want to take him down before he creates a dozen or so Alabamas in the November elections. It’ll be interesting to see what happens next. I wonder if Trump will try to leave him holding the baby for the Russian thing?

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Most likely

Prolly entirely true.

Oh we won’t be in the firing line, we’ll just get all the fallout so our nuts shrivel, hair falls out and we die a slow and bloody diarrhoea ridden pukey death.

He probably knows the Tangerine Twat better than most and will have covered his arse just in case.

Quite the little bundle of joy, aren’t you ?

Not much of a change here then, apart from the nuts shriveling bit…:face_vomiting:

While I have viagra and rohypnol I don’t want to die in the orangeshitgibbons apocalypse.

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Oh they will, they will.

They’ll have to find them and sew them back on first.

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Last I heard they were stored safely in your mrs handbag :wink:

Technically more correct, or at least the important parts are.

Pretty much describing my new year hangover… christ…

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No doubt De Niro will also soon be referred to as a loser. :smiley:

Failed actor.

I would like for Trump to respond by adopting a mohican hairstyle, and then film himself doing a piece to camera: You talkin’ to me?

He’d need to use a toy gun due to his tiny hands - or maybe use the one Roy Moore was waving about

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