Donald Trump still not announced as some massive in-joke


#4072

Imagine if conscription kicked in here.
"Sorry Sir, no battling for me today, no WiFi. Also shouldn’t I just skip this bit and be a general by now? "


#4073

Well it started well at breakfast


#4074

WTF is a bilateral breakfast?


#4075

Sounds smutty somehow


#4076

It’s the best breakfast in the world, the best ever, the best the world has ever seen.


#4077

The art of the meal.

VB


#4078

It’s like the breakfast of champions but they pee on each other


#4079

With the steaming smell of sugar puffs emanating from their pee.

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#4080

Kurt Vonnegut would turn in his grave if he thought he was being associated with Trump - however loosely.


#4081

May is inflicting David Mundane on Trump. Not the sort of thing you would do to a friend or ally.


#4082

Trump will feel right at home meeting a cunt


#4083

It’s worse than that Allan. It’s cunt meets obsequious cuntbutler.


#4084


#4085

#4086

Michael Fabricunt is defo the love child of Kid jensen and Mike Flowers


#4087

BBC reporting that NATO in emergency session. Trump is threatening to pull the US out of NATO unless member countries double their spending to 4% immediately.


#4088

Trump speaking now in a much more conciliatory mood.
‘NATO are doing tremendous numbers like they have never done before’


#4089

‘NATO is now much stronger than it was 2 days ago’

What a twat


#4090

I have had to turn him off after 4 minutes before I smash my TV


#4091

He is a raving fucking looney

It’s like watching a horror version of Forest Gump