Donald Trump finally announced as some massive in-joke (Part 1)

General Chat
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Seems to be an in joke at the pub I watched the rugby in at the weekend…

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/16665105_10212953311007041_9204647378969544440_o.jpg?oh=9d77eb75f3a1728ce9f66e666ce2d7b7&oe=59367DC7

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1106

On a live press conference, he’s having a meltdown. Fucking hilarious.

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1107

He is off his nut.

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It was brilliant, better that SNL. The guy is unhinged.

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https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/amp/donald-trump-isn-t-mentally-ill-he-s-just-unpleasant-n721766?client=ms-android-samsung

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1110

This is spot on

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1111

“It is a stigmatizing insult to the mentally ill (who are mostly well behaved and well meaning) to be lumped with Mr. Trump (who is neither).”

VB

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Me: Could I just ask you, thank you very much, Mr President. The trouble…
President Trump: Where are you from?
Me: BBC.
President Trump: Here’s another beauty.
Me: That’s a good line. Impartial, free and fair.
President Trump: Yeah. Sure.
Me: Mr President…
President Trump: Just like CNN right?
Me: On the travel ban - we could banter back and forth. On the travel ban would you accept that that was a good example of the smooth running of government…
President Trump: Yeah, I do. I do. Let me tell you about this government…
Me: Were there any mistakes…
President Trump: Wait. Wait. I know who you are. Just wait. Let me tell you about the travel ban. We had a very smooth rollout of the travel ban. But we had a bad court. Got a bad decision…

1113

Try and watch the whole presser. It’s amazing.

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1114

Just watched a bit. Oh. My. God.

1115

He is impossible to satirise.

1116

Aghahahahahaaaa
https://twitter.com/danielsandison/status/832341405141975041

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1117

Surely there is no way he will last the distance.

He must implode or some filth will be dug up.

Or maybe, just maybe that strange orange gas that is atop his head may just catch a naked flame.

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They need to find a way of getting serious help for him, and quickly. Then they need to keep him away from the cameras as much as possible. The Twitter thing is going to be a problem though.

VB

1119

I think this deserves another outing

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Very bizarre conference, he doesn’t seem to have a fluid train of thought and is just dumping every word in his brain out through his mouth.

I think he knows he shouldn’t or doesn’t have the skills to be president as all he seems to do is tell everyone that he won.

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When a ginger wotsit cretin who can’t string two syllables together is the leader of the free world, there are no winners.

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Someone on the book of faces has just noted the similarity between Drumpf’s press conferences and ‘It wasn’t me’ by Shaggy.

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You’d think they’d have learned that from George Dubya