That would be fucking annoying
I didn’t realise that they’ve carried out 6 tests since 2006 though, so good chance all the posturing may come to nothing. Essentially it’s going to come down to how bothered Trump is about the size of his winkie.
@pmac how many of us can you accommodate up there?
So it’s a no-brainer then.
You having a wager on it?
Who is the actor? No cheating.
Well that’s me excuse for doing nothing today sorted
I’m getting on a submarine and heading to Straya.
Dunno off top of my head?
A name you could never forget Slim Pickings, one of my favourite films.
Pickens
How many tents do you have? We could maybe have 25 or so pitched in the garden. You’d have to shit in a ditch and eat rabbits though.
Snafu
Why do you think it would be safer up here?
can you save the rabbit pelts for me…I have a use for them
You’re making fur coats for your cats aren’t you?
To be honest, I didn’t think it through in great detail. 
If the UK is to be a target, I would imagine that Sullom Voe, one of the largest oil terminals in Europe, would be on the list.
Ok. Well if you make it off the island beforehand you are welcome to hole up here.
Thanks for the offer, but if it does ever happen I’ll take my chances here.
The Funzie Viking shelter should withstand the initial blast and the Island has an emergency cache of 2,000 tins of baked beans which will be a source of nutrient as well as providing many humorous moments when whiling away the long dark months.
slippers