Eurovision 2018 Low-lights and live commentary


#582

it’s between glitter butt and Beth ditto


#583

This is deep


#584

Catchy


#585

Nil point


#586

What does it all mean?


#587

Too syrupy for me


#588

It’s a bit wordy


#589

Nada


#590

They are selling time share


#591

like a tall skinny unsweetened rice milk decaf latte with foam and chocolate sprinkles


#592

This from the land of Verdi and Rossini.


#593

Exhausted after that


#594

hmmm not a strong field


#595

I’m feeling slightly better about brexit


#596

Time to draw breath. I need a wee. My drink needs topping up. I need to adjust the cushion on the sofa to be closer to the edge. Then…Da Da Daaaaaaaaaaa!!!..the scoring starts.


#597

Germany now 10/1

Israel 11/4

Cyprus 6/4

Ireland 14/1

About 50/1 bar


#598

I am so fucking excited


#599

Mouth where your money is…


#600

Professor T ep7 just finished in time to highlight the Italian entry.
It’s a fookin winner, having a chorus which chants “don’t you go fart on my hand”…


#601

I have a pound on Israel,and 50p on Sweden,Germany & France…2 weeks off work for me :+1::+1: