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Is it worth the risk? We could lose everything.

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And everything is what exactly? :rofl:

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Oi, the mince pie thread is a UN World Heritage site already.

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I must admit, being admonished by Christmas Prawn has made my fucking day.

You can all still get to fuck with your seasonal bonhomie and tacky council-house glittershite.

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Attaboy, and in that spirit I have arranged for Mariah Carey to visit you for a rendition of “All I want for Christmas is foo”.

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Needs moar cape.

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You’re welcome.

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I have a set of those as well but I, possibly stupidly, promised the grandkids they could put them on for me…

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Good, but it’s no Christmas Prawn.

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By No 4,Freddie has turned into George Michael

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Is the one on the right Brian Cox?

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Shouldn’t you be checking the sleigh over for take off later, those elves can’t reach the oil dipstick.

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Don’t call my Bruv a dipstick :dolls:

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:scream: Fucking flutery :cold_sweat::cold_sweat:

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Maureens occupation before s/he became Dealerscum. Hence the fetish for flute prog.

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Shouldn’t think the sleigh has a dipstick, as being powered offen Jim’s arse, it’s fuel tank is perpetually full.

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Jim is effectively a two stroke engine as all he does is intake, scavenge and combust fuel.

Two strokes need a lot of oil.

(no to mention two strokes is all Jim needs to satisfy a woman :massage_woman: )

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Actually the mark ii JimSled is Ram scoop powered.