Good things (that restore your faith in humanity)

Couldn’t contain themselves. The alley smelt a lot of piss, and a little bit like poop, but they barely noticed.

Not on a first date :rolling_eyes:

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Pub toilet on first date.

Did you get to “touch Donald”?

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“The pig … wouldn’t grow any bigger than a very large cat”

VB

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Donald was being obstreperous so I wasn’t going to risk losing an appendage.

No. Sadly we both brought cake. We were expecting you to turn up so we could have a cake and arse party, but you never showed up, despite the extra cake available. @MGOwner was really disappointed too. Next time maybe…

:innocent:

There are no Pubs in Oxford. It is the seat of learning.

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Learning about cake and arse

Have you noticed you can’t spell Donald without ‘olan’? Very suspicious.

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Spooky - does the “htm” potentially refer to “hideous toupee monster”?

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Hmm, “Donald is a liar” is an anagram of “airs anal dildo”. What does it mean?

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That is quite something.

ICHM
2h
htm_1968:
Hi Bob, I’ve got an SUT so I can use an MM. It would be brilliant if you could drop one off though. Perhaps the one you are least sentimentally attached to given my recent record. Could I pinch your Dr Fuckit protractor at the same time please?

I don’t have a Dr Felkhart thingy, but I have a few cheapo protractors. I bring a valve MM one over. Bob

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Not bad for a pair of “WW Attack Dogs” :grinning:

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I would definitely put Bob in the dog bracket…Olan, I would put under the gerbil bracket. Yes definitely an attack gerbil. :slight_smile:

No offence to any animal was intended by this post.

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What is this WW of which you wibble?

You would be speaking from long experience of putting gerbils into brackets then? I’m intrigued by whether the furry fun insertion affects your putting or your long game?