Good things (that restore your faith in humanity)


#81

Your powers are strong… :slight_smile:

First time anyone has ever contacted through it !!


#82

Everyone knows your reputation and doesn’t even think of picking up the phone?


#83

Listen here you pasty legged fuck…all my work is guaranteed until the cheque clears.

I’ll not have my reputation besmirched. :slight_smile:


#84

Possibly they don’t want to disturb you on the bucket.


#85

The grunting and groaning noises would be spectacular listening.


#86

pasty legged fuck…

:joy:


#87

#88

Self-control … blah, blah …leads to true happiness???

Explains why there are so many mardy lardburgers about these parts then.


#89

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#90

#91

Yeah, but what if one spends years in meditation, cultivating an acute awareness of one’s true self, only to reach the informed conclusion that one is, deep down, a sad wanker?

I’ve yet to see a contingency plan for this disappointing eventuality.


#92

New sock (maybe made of cotton with some stripes), some warm scented oil and a change of flavour of porn. A contingency plan for every disappointing eventuality


#93

Sadly there is no contingency plan. We are dealt the hand we are given and must use it…oil or no oil


#94

We’re all just staring at one huge disappointing eventuality. Personally, I don’t think it’s possible to find true happiness until one has truly grasped that.

But I am an unusually miserable cunt, so ymmv.


#95

Why did you put ‘unusually’ in that sentence? :grinning:


#96

Did @Agrail hack your account?


#97

Unlikely, we paved over my mind garden years ago to have somewhere to park the caravan. Also, I suspect he would prefer silk stockings to a sock, however stripey.


#98

What, you mean there are others just like me?

Oh joy, I’ve found my people.

Let’s get together and chant ‘meh’ until we are cleansed.

Shall I make badges?


#99

That strikes me as a very disappointing contingency for a disappointing eventuality.

Yours disappointedly


#100

Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!