Good things (that restore your faith in humanity)


#141

Lol, I bet you have been volunteered to make all the backdrop scenery for this year’s village am dram production.


#142

The good thing is she lives in my beloved Edinburgh.

There is still mileage in this… may try and get my van washed :slight_smile:


#143

Not if they have seen my plumbers efforts at replacing floorboards and noggins.


#144

I have heard a blow job called many things…


#145

:astonished:


#146

Prepare the van, this sounds like a job for Bucket-Man!!!


#147

Sorry, didn’t mean to offend, just can’t see much ‘mileage’ in actually getting the van cleaned, thought it must be a euphemism.


#148

Off course didn’t take offence!!

Was just slightly shocked at myself as of all the tasks that I could have opted for, my van getting washed was the most exciting, coupled with practicality. :slight_smile:


#149

Also the most likely.


#150

Now, calling a couple of other golfists and sneaking a cheeky 9 holes I could see being fun.


#151

Get you, Randy Ritchie :kissing_closed_eyes:


#152

Come now Gentleman, this is not The Art of Smut :slight_smile:

Of course…it is just possible that I was given the sandwich out of love. As ridiculous as it sounds.


#153

You’re right, you have been married a long time :slightly_smiling_face:


#154

18 years? - meh they’re still getting to know eachother. It’s our 30th soon…:upside_down:


#155

Okay then, long enough to prefer washing your van to a blowjob.


#156

Hope she will be pleased with the new phono stage , very thoughtful of you :smiley:


#157

#158

It is worse than that. A 70’s themed fancy dress 40th birthday party.

See cockpunching thread.


#159

prog rock anyone?


#160

Only if you want to beat this