Hipsters

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Nope. You are very fucking wrong.

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hipsters don’t use dry paper they use washlets

plus some spare beard balm to restyle their arse hair

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Be lovely to have a bidet at home. Just lovely.

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Just lovely to wash your feet in after a long day…:sunglasses:

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I prefer it for spurting water up me bumcrack as I find it quite pleasant. Would be in the loo for hours if I had a bidet as well.

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when I worked in the M.East I used to like the hose pipe/shower thing

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Yeah washing your arse after a shit, with water, why isn’t this a thing in the western world?

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We are so underdeveloped here…

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Might try this out later,hopefully the boss doesn’t walk in

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I tried one of these once with fizzy water - It was most exhilarating.

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I like to put the shower head on the strong jet setting and give my botty a good clean with that after a number two. Nowt worse than spending the day with a slightly dirty bumhole imo. Eeuuww.

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I agree with the sentiment, if not the method…that’ll scatter Klingons and particles of shit all over your bathroom walls, shower screen/curtain with the potential for ingesting and inhaling them

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I mostly scrape the klingony stuff off first. Don’t want lumps running down me leg.

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With that thought in my mind I leave for the meeting called SAC…up to two hours of watching paint dry…

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You are SSM :grinning:

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Yikes !!!

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Yorkshire fittings too. Clearly made of money.

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no work is happening here - I decided to address my beard with foliage (to see if I could be hip)…now my colleagues are blaming me for distracting them.

I have ordered a pair of meggings from ebay for tomorrow.

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Meggings. Fucking hell. Ragnarok is just around the corner isn’t it? This is a strong sign of the end of days approaching…

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What the fuck are meggings?