Get me a pint when you go to the bar
Ok, beer or lager?
Err, I think I’ll have sausages for a change
Ok, coming up
WTF?
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That is a big steaming pile of Rong!
The person or persons responsible should be beaten to death with spades.
Sausages are never wrong. Even if served in a pint mug.
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I have beard and had it trimmed at a Hipster barbers. Just putting that out there.
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Have you bought beard oil & taken lessons in beard care and maintenance?
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Oil - tick c.
Care and Maintenance - that’s what hipster barbers are for 
Can you use tung oil
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decent pic required, will sought out tonight.
Have you joined Barrow’s Amish community and taken to building barns?
lol, my trip to the States next week will go well
Your picture disappeared but I managed to save it.
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Nothing says hipster better than linseed oil. The smell of cricket bat all year
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Pic was pre Hipster barber, need to take another. Hopefully a bit less Flemming
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Don’t be silly, no-one oils that - it’s for his beard 
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