Trousers are a pair. Trousers.
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Pant.
Are you hot?
I wouldnāt say Iām a Brad Pittā¦but Iāve had my moments. 
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You are the most handsome man on AA.
Thatās not a huge compliment Markā¦
I know.
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I could never be a hipster as canāt grow a beard. Tried once on holiday. After two weeks it looked shit. Never bothered again
Damned with faint praiseā¦
How did they manage to cram so much wrong into one photo?
Them aināt no hipsters, them hicksters
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Fuckā¦ I have a beardā¦ Is it an hipster beard? I dunno
Damn I collect records, I like coffee, I have a single speed bike & several camerasā¦ Fucking hell Iām an Hipster!
So what are us Hipsters supposed to do??
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Quite like one called the Boss made by Fuzz Muzzle 
I tend to find using far too much butter on crumpets does the job quite nicely.
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Look in the mirror and have a stern word with yourselves.
Alfie, youāre a lovely guy, but donāt worry, youāre definitely NOT a hipster 
Fuck me thatās a relief! I was starting to fucking hate myself again! 
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