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Me neither - if it had beards on it, I would have had 1
And I would have had five! Where are the beards? I thought it was established that hipsters had beards. Fact!
âHipsters are probably more sexually adventurous than youâ
3, but if it doesnât count if the too small sweater thing is unintentional, then 2âŚ
Old school pumas & Hoodie
Minus the school bit as they are about 15 years old now.
zero thank fuck. Itâs the new hipster.
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Wasnât Meninblack nutty for the Fuck Buttons in days of yore?
Hipster confirmed.
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- I wear flat caps. Well, Paperboy caps akchurly.
The hipster, James was eliminated from the Great British Throw Down in last nightâs programme - he had everything - huge bushy but immaculately trimmed beard, topknot with shaved sides, tattoos, the whole shebang 
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They even play golf!
Heâs called âThe Beefâ btwâŚ
Having meditated on the critical issue of naming ones penis Mr. MWS finally opted against a prime contender âThe Beefâ - The fear this might exclude vegan hipster women was the deciding factor - Fact.
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Normal in Hoxton!
Without the Bacon obvs.
Heâs not a hipster (heâs eating a beefburger ffs, the clue is in the title), doesnât have a hipster beard and heâs not called âThe Beefâ. Its just âBeefâ.
But everything else in your post is bang on.
This is the alt facts forum,anyone telling the truth is banned
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Ah I see.
It seems to be the âi donât know what a Hipster actually isâ forum too. 
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No one knows what a hipster is, as no one will admit to being one, as established up-thread. 
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This seems to be the head gear du jour. The beanie worn rolled up so it doesnât actually keep your ears warm. 
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