Holidays

:grin:

ffs.

Because Iā€™m worth it :grinning:

We have met a holiday friend who has been with us since the wine tasting day, hence the three ales.

Gives me a chance to try out my new material and she seems to laugh at all the right times.

Beware ā€¦ banter is comingā€¦

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Oh ā€¦ and we made up holiday names for each other. Childish but fun.

My wife is Ivana Prosecco, I am Barry Poppinfresh and she is Peggy Spatchcock.

Oh itā€™s like being 18 again, only with early onset indigestion, playing cards and a travel kettle. :slight_smile:

Where you off to now?

If I tell you Iā€™ll have to kill you :sunglasses:

Youā€™d think for somone so well travelled, you wouldnā€™t be such a disagreeable fucker. :slight_smile:

Itā€™s the only thing I have ever been good at :kissing_heart:

Barry Poppinfreshā€¦:rofl:

Silly cuntā€¦:smirk:

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Wait until I finally make it to one of your gatheringsā€¦ I can throw shapes even Walt Disney couldnā€™t draw :slight_smile:

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Whilst making significant eye contact with your Mrs? :thinking:

Extremely unlikely as currently one of her eyes is looking at the dartboard and the other is looking at the scores due to intake of rosĆØ

Ivana and Peggyā€¦

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I sense interesting developments in this relationshipā€¦ :smiley:

Do keep us upto dateā€¦

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Currently sitting with a beer in the hotel bar awaiting to go out on the quench.

Again, playing find the barmanā€¦ the fucker is 3 - 1 up ā€¦but I am wise to his hidey holes now, be 3 - 3 before the weekend is over.


Hereā€™s a clue for Jock McSporran :wink:

Turin.

Why not do a small show this evening for the hotel residents;

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I get it now. Brogues by the pool is the on holiday version of pampas grassā€¦

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