Holidays


#581

:grin:


#582

ffs.


#583

Because I’m worth it :grinning:


#584

We have met a holiday friend who has been with us since the wine tasting day, hence the three ales.

Gives me a chance to try out my new material and she seems to laugh at all the right times.

Beware … banter is coming…


#585

Oh … and we made up holiday names for each other. Childish but fun.

My wife is Ivana Prosecco, I am Barry Poppinfresh and she is Peggy Spatchcock.

Oh it’s like being 18 again, only with early onset indigestion, playing cards and a travel kettle. :slight_smile:


#586

Where you off to now?


#587

If I tell you I’ll have to kill you :sunglasses:


#588

#589

You’d think for somone so well travelled, you wouldn’t be such a disagreeable fucker. :slight_smile:


#590

It’s the only thing I have ever been good at :kissing_heart:


#591

Barry Poppinfresh…:rofl:

Silly cunt…:smirk:


#592

Wait until I finally make it to one of your gatherings… I can throw shapes even Walt Disney couldn’t draw :slight_smile:


#593

Whilst making significant eye contact with your Mrs? :thinking:


#594

Extremely unlikely as currently one of her eyes is looking at the dartboard and the other is looking at the scores due to intake of rosè

Ivana and Peggy…


#595

I sense interesting developments in this relationship… :smiley:

Do keep us upto date…


#596

Currently sitting with a beer in the hotel bar awaiting to go out on the quench.

Again, playing find the barman… the fucker is 3 - 1 up …but I am wise to his hidey holes now, be 3 - 3 before the weekend is over.


#597


Here’s a clue for Jock McSporran :wink:


#598

Turin.


#599

Why not do a small show this evening for the hotel residents;


#600

I get it now. Brogues by the pool is the on holiday version of pampas grass…