Holiday? What holiday?
Only 3 months and 2 weeks before I’m on holiday…
Ok don’t keep on…,…
89 days til our next one.
gloat about weather ‘n’ pivo
Is pivotally your boyfriend?
Not a proper boyfriend, just a Croatian boy who fingered him on a sun lounger.
We’re back safe and sound… consider this the modern equivalent of three rings on the phone.
Recorded a thing on my phone ages ago, a talk by Neil Degrasse Tyson about the universe.
Fell asleep on the flight listening to it and my head is in bits… some has been absorbed into the deepest part and I get mindbending flashbacks.
Talking of White Dwarfs … where is that fucker Joniebobby popping up next?
Have you been away?
That’s up there with “The dog ate my homework” as an excuse for the damage which has clearly been done by ten days of SIN !
Welcome back. Not much has changed.
Has your bucket missed you?
How’s Pivo? Did you bring him back with you?
BTW, I don’t know if I mentioned it, but I’m on holiday, in France
Cue bad joke about ToC missing the bucket.
Really? You should have said…
I don’t like to keep on about it Jim
Got the holiday blues now.
“… this time last week …”.
Never mind, you are reunited with your pet bucket and surely golfistism beckons on the weekend. What a rich and fulfilling life…
You were ogling your wife’s mate in a bikini
You were being held down and Euro-bummed while two women watched and did nothing.
As of Monday Scorchio