Yeah… when I said fuck all, I should have said fuck all in a pool.
Is that Harwich in the distance?
Back garden paddling pool in Malvern.
Nah! The Malverns are far more impressive than that
Gratuitous shot of Adidas Samba absent.
Any chance you could fit my gas cooker this afternoon…cash $$$
Luckily, I brought my manometer and some Rocol.
Unluckily, I just got another round in.
Looks green and pleasant …………. like the UK in the old days.
Not brought the swinging Brogues this time?
Peggy Spatchcock will be meeting us on Thursday.
My wife has kept in touch with her since last year.
Nothing unsavoury mind.
Majic update: Fuck all.
Temp update : 38.
Activity : None to speak of.
Beers : Many.
Food : plentiful.
Spatchcock : Arrived.
In an uncomfortable break from a tradition lasting over twenty years, I have bought a trainer that isn’t a Samba.
Behold. … The Copa.
Suits you sir - it’s in a ginger can!!
Fuck you Squire.