Karmic law and decency dictates all ‘bunners’ not lavishing artisan honey on their spiced (And well buttered) treats will all face
(A swarm of stingy little Stronzettos.)
Mmmmm - looks exquisite, let me just get undressed and I will take my pleas… er… punishment Like A Man 
Kerrigold IS salted diesel…and I’m from Antrim
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A butter testing thread would not only be quite interesting, but also I suspect, terminal for some AAers.
I like President butter, but I expect the murky world of French foo butter would be a delight for the senses.
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At least we’re discussing butter. There are people that use spreads. I know this because I’ve witnessed them being purchased. Lord only knows what foul lubricant purposes they are destined for. The mind boggles.
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French butter fails the sodium chloride proficiency test
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There aren’t enough pics of cups of tea with milk AND bag in this thread. I shall be rectifying this. 
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It’s variable depending on where you are in France. Butter with crystals of sel de guerande in is fucking wonderful.
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I hope you’ll be banned for posting such obscenities.
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Definitely going to have to try making some I think, as the French don’t do anything remotely similar.
This is this “Mad Max” style dystopia I’ve been reading so much about recently, presumably? A broken society of filthy, pestilent, sore-encrusted low-IQ hunchback mutants with a taste for human blood and some kind of petrochemical “edible” yellow Vaseline in a plastic box? The sort of subhuman thing that believes franchise chain fast-“food” is in some way a meal, yes?
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Please just shoot me if we sink to that, Kerrygold’s bad enough, but the other stuff . . . . .
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Lurpak.
Salty AND spreadable. Butter for the working man.
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I refuse to be butter bullied.
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Stick with Lurpak, there is no butter there
Boris Johnson, Trump, Butter Coffee - There is always a new low
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ah yes, the distinctive flavour of yak butter tea; not easily forgotten
Butter shamer!