How do you slice your toast and do you have marmalade on it?

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:+1:

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Possibly the most wonderfully suggestive gif I’ve ever seen Vive la France!

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Notorious!

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I have a toaster which works, but I need to replace it with a toaster which makes toast.

By “makes toast”, I mean, let’s me govern the temperature of the elements and the time. For it to be called toast, the bread needs to have turned brown and be dried completely out so that it is crispy, rather than like biting into a sponge.

Anyone own such a machine? CBA with using the grill, btw.

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We recently bought a sage toaster and very impressed with it. Has a crumpet setting which toasts one side more than the other, surprisingly useful

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Rowlett

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How does it know which side to toast more? :thinking:

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Magic

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You win at specialised kitchen gadgets :+1:

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Probably better than buying a smeg toaster :face_vomiting:

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What happens if you want to toast a different herb? :thinking:

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Fucking Casual detected… :roll_eyes:

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It was my way of mocking his upper-case fail…

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So you really don’t have the full set of specialist herb-toasters?

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Another ‘look how autistic I am’ thread.
Can we have one on toast next week?

I boil me potatoes 'til they are mashable, then chuck them in a baking tray with a mil or so of hot fat. Turn them half way through. They are alright.

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Your wish…

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Thanks.

We shall be having a new toaster delivered this week. Have been doing it under the grill.
Am I a bad person?

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Yes.

But that observation stands alone.

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