Yep. And they probably have a bigger pirate than Blackgang Chine.
To be fair, most squishy organic Volvo drivers would also be confused by themā¦
Why the hell are they letting kangaroos drive cars?
'Cause they donāt have Astras there silly.
Utterly rong,rong,rong stu-pid.Down here they proudly sport a HOLDEN post-it on the grille.
I used to drive a Holden, but sadly it was shite. Didnāt see many Astras in Fitzroy though. Youāld need to go to Toorak for a chance to see that kind of dreamwagon, even if it is some sort of plasticky Strayan bootleg.
not all are venomous - perhaps thatās why they are endangered
They are all fucked up wee beasties down there, even the cute platypus has venom!
Unfortunate segue from fucked up wee beasties to George Pell, but we can hope that he gets what he deserves:
Iām frankly amazed he hasnāt hidden behind āIām too ill to travelā.
Iām sure we will see him wheeled into court, wheelchair bound and attached to a oxygen cylinder, ala Bond and Skase 
Donāt worry, heāll get both of those things, once heās inside 
Probably only @MGOwner and those of us āluckyā enough to watch soccer (not football, natch) on the SBS in Straya would realise how much of an icon Les Murray was. TISM wrote a great tune about him
Think Jimmy Hill or Brian Moore in the late 1970s to realise how important he was (details here). He was also a nice bloke and came down to training at the Clifton Hill u/7s when I was coaching in 2001 after I sent him an invitation by email (not even expecting a response). The look of awe on the faces of the parents, kids (and the old Greek blokes smoking, drinking and gambling illegally in the clubhouse) is a treasured memory.
I hate that Straya is poorer for his loss. 
Yes. Top bloke indeed.
More reasonsā¦
I like the last line:
He said he was considering putting a bloodied piece of meat in the bay on Sunday night āto see if we can catch these thingsā.
In late breaking news it seems like most Strayans are in fact Kiwis. This is a bad, bad thing of course, but mostly if you are the Deputy PM where it makes your election to Parliament invalid.
Feckinā shackledraggersā¦
, oh waitā¦