Easy enough to extinguish tho. 
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NVA?
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Someone well known to all of us uses his pressure washer to clean his golf trolley.
That is truly embracing middle age.
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I don’t have a pressure washer.
I bought a pressure washer shortly after putting my back out while trying to put my socks on.
Personally, I’d bypass the the Karcher and invest heavily in towelling dressing gowns and faux-sheepskin slippers.
Alternatively, do all your pressure washing in a dressing gown and slippers. All bases covered.
Socks optional.
Shhhh…have you not seen The Wicker Man?
So the bearings will now be as rusty as very rusty things, unless he gives 'em a good grease. Is he a bit of a thicko?
He takes the wheels off first you thicko 
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Does that remove the axle bearings?
The wheels came off my golf game years ago.
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I find it amusing that you think your game had wheels in the first place.
I do quite like you, you handsome bugger.
Fuck knows why…but my offer still stands if you want to get away for a bit. Just bring your clubs.
I might have a bit of a practice and take you up on that.
…shit. Well I was going to clean the garage out anyway.
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This morning I blasted the back yard / garden / gin space LIKE A FUCKING BOSS. Pretty certain I didn’t do it last year. So the whole area is a very different colour to yesterday. We had a nice G&T outside this evening.
To own a pressure washer is to be an apex hunter-gatherer, and makes you immediately irresistible to sex of your inclination 
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Expect to see this on estate agents’ property details across London this year.
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I would only ever contemplate one to hose the spaniel down.
I may just for shits ‘n’ giggles make one.
A spaniel?
Ha !