If a cat has 9 lives


#263

On the train last night, a woman had a cat in a bag. Not a cat carrier, a handbag. It was miaowing like it was having a really miserable time.

Thing is, she also had a bike, so clearly she was going to cycle home after getting off the train. I bet the fucker came close to scratching its way out during that.


#264

Maybe it might like it…:wink:


#265

With the cat, I hope …

VB


#266

Shhhh, you might let the cat out of the bag…


#267

ffs…:roll_eyes:


#268

Too obvious?


#269

:scream: I find myself agreeing with @Jim 100% on something. There is clearly a disturbance in The Force…:space_invader:


#270

Meh…flattery will get you fucking nowhere…:astonished:


#271

not sure how Marley got in this position we’ve never seen a cat on top of this cupboard before

2018-07-01_10-20-02 by uh_simon, on Flickr


#272


#273

I had a cat once (well, twice actually). The first, Sam, left home after a week and moved in down the road. The second, Moggie, was feral and lived in the hedge, appearing only to eat and chase the dogs. This summed them up. I much prefer dogs.


#274

We thought we had lost a cat this morning. The fat one (who has been on a diet, which he hasn’t been enjoying at all) didn’t come for food, and didn’t sleep in his usual place.

It took me a freaction of a second to weigh the upset of the kids against the reduction in cuntishness in the house. Not close.

But then he turned up. Meh.


#275

If a Mum had 6 kittens…

https://www.facebook.com/epochtimes/photos/a.135429689265.108503.92239399265/10156242822699266/?type=3

https://www.facebook.com/epochtimes/photos/10156242822699266

Haven’t found a way of the image. Any help available?


#276


#277

I just clicked the image on facebook and then right click and copy image then pasted it here


#278

Obvious photoshop is obvious


#279

With Android?


#280

on a Macbook


#281

sleeping boys

2018-07-08_07-08-20 by uh_simon, on Flickr