See, that’s the problem with this place; we’re just spoilt for choice.
Fat fingers hovering over the delete thread button…
Pffftt. Empty threats.
Maybe he could create a script that automatically deleted a random post in a thread as soon as the word “cat” is posted into it. Could be fun.
One of these muppets will mis-spell cat as cunt in the script and take out the whole forum again.
Categorically… oops, shit.
Empty threads is my special power.
Unbelievably, our cat Marble has become wedged under the rear of my beemer…
…the fire brigade are presently trying to extract him!
What a palaver !!?!
Edit - He’s out…
Took them 25 minutes!
Shame AGrail wasn’t there. He’s a dab hand with a jack.
Hope he’s okay, dappy animal
Yeah, he’s fine… …
Not sure how my car’s going to run now though…with the cat removed…
It won’t purr, like it used to.