I’ve got an MTB, I’m 24stone, so a road bike just isn’t happening. Surrounded by great trails and the South Downs national park, an MTB is a good thing here anyway. My record so far is 16 miles off road. Want to get past that next weekend. Gone in a notch or two on my belt. Will be light enough for my scales soon. haha!
They have one in the summer called the epic summatorother. They have photographs and you get a medal and a t-shirt. And I believe they have foodstops. You like food don’t you?
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