surely Andrex is better for arse cleansing
I might take you up on that Stu, I am about 40 miles North East of you over night.
Have scrounged a cool box of the parents so will fill it with bags of ice before I leave.
Baking commenced. Batch of shortbread and a cake on the way.
After being nudged, I will attempt to procure a pie from Nelson’s about the same size as a slightly overweight child.
So the BBQ on Friday - I think the meat might be sorted (and some!)
I think someone offered to make guacamole already? If so I can make a fresh salsa, a rainbow slaw and if people fancy it, BBQ rum pineapple?
As long as you save some for the pizza
That was my plan
I’ll bring these two homity pies. If we’re being kind I think we’ll have to say the look is ‘rustic’. And the wholemeal pastry is v crumbly. But “they’ve got good things in them” (spuds, onions, cheese, spinach, fats, spices and seasonings, plus pastry). The hairy bikers say each one serves 6-8.
Plus drinks of course, and some carrot cake and biscuits if I remember.
There should also be about a litre of double cream in there too if it’s the same hairy bikers one I make!
Maybe not quite a litre, but there is a good deal (I hid that under ‘fats’ where, if I’d thought about it, I could probly have sneaked the cheese too).
Yes, I’m afraid you have to share.
Yes, I’m looking forward to seeing the ‘Lopwell Special’ too.
This is an AA meat men escape. Not a fucking Michelin starred restaurant
When is the human sacrifice?