Happy 50th Matt 
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All the best, Matt!
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Many Wanking Sessions 
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What is it with you and wanking at the moment?
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Happy Birthday Matt!
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Been there, done that
Happy Birthday Matt. Looks like everyone on here is older than me…
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Many by some margin 
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I’m still mid 40s,defo one of the youngest.
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One of…
Unhappy birthday chap
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Happy Birthday Matt!
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Happy birthday!
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Fellow Meatewhores,
Thank you for your sensitive and heartfelt wishes… Talk is cheap - where’s my bastard muffin?
Meanwhile, today has been full of surprises. My wife made plans for lunch so we drove for about an hour to what I now believe to be my spiritual home, “The Pig” - Yes the place is called ‘The Pig’
I have gorged as would Elvis and there is residual concern some future difficulty is in the post.
I was further surprised to learn I have leaped forward in years thanks to Stu - The Lawnmower man is powerful indeed.
Who knows what the rest of the day holds?
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Looks ace. Have a good one Matt.
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Yes, happiest of birthday wishes.
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Happy Birthday 
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Happy birthday chap.
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