Maroon 5
Beatles
Elvis (both of them)
Reggae
Grand Olâ Opry style C&W
Punk
Morrissey and anything he is associated with
Rappy R&B
Autotune/Reality TV pop shit
The Beatles
Paul Simon
Aretha, Nina Simone
Snora Jones/Katie Melua/Duffy stylee bollocks
Any Audiophile girlie and guitar clunge
but mostly Reggae (although I reserve the right to add to the list later)
Eric Clapton
Bush
Oasis
Eric Clapton
Coldplay
Robbie Fecking Williams (Jackie likes him though )
Eric Clapton
Elton John
Cris De Burgh
Eric Clapton
Uriah Heap
Jethro Fucking Tull
Eric Clapton
Any shouty Murican female soul singer from the 1980s
Cher
Eric Clapton
You bâstard, I had forgotton about Chris De Burgh.
You forgot Tina Arena
Updated
Rong
Otis Redding? ď¸
Blinkin Chemiclal Brothers - bloc rockin beats or owt by them really.
Nirvana - Smells like teen spirit.
Anything with an autotune on it.
Public Service broadcast.
Neds, Carter and all that 90âs Steve Lamacq indie wank.
Thats just for starters
Meh! Yoof no nuffink.
Pffft, old man likes prog shite = old man knows nuffin
All Jazz post-1950
Alanis âwhinging dronerâ Morissette
Eric Clapton (apart from 461 Ocean Blvd which is actually quite good)
All rap
All R&B
Breton folk music (if you donât know it youâre lucky)
Almost everything thatâs ever been in the UK charts
Everything thatâs ever been in any other charts
Pretty much anything with a saxophone in it (with some obvious exceptions such as Walk on the wild side)
Lots of other stuff which will no doubt come to me later
No, no, no. Old man likes Post Rock donchaknow.
This. Absolutely this.
So RVWâs 9th symphony and the Shostakovich jazz suites are out?
Foo Fighters. Buffy Giro. James. Florence and that Machine.
Yep that is correct. Strayan addendum:
Tina Arena
Skyhooks
Cold Chisel
Jummy Fucking Barnes
John Farnham
Mental As Anything
Joe Dolce
Powderfinger (utter gash)
I wish I couldâŚ
The Exploited, Anti nowhere league and all that nasty OI shite, 'twas fucking awful.