Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

I blame automatic cars and cunts who can’t control them :+1:

Adjusted for NYE accuracy

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Crawley is a weird place, not a single cunt under the age of 173 lives there.

173 you say. Is it the water or the sex?

By that age they’re so deaf they can’t hear the planes coming in to Gatwick.

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Shows what happens when you don’t take into consideration the snow.

I like the reference to the Captain as ‘Rooftop’ Johnson :joy: after this emergency landing.

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and the house was known thereafter as Dakota Rest

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Should have bought an Astra. The jump to light speed when if throttle jammed would have negated the chance of running over somebody’s recycling bins.

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At my local church. Posted on the village FB group.

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oh, that is special!

I parked next to this shit head the other day.

Racing slicks?

Ah yes Kumho make the best slicks

WAC! Gotta be worth a call to 101?

One way to get your tinned fish

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I suppose this should go in here…

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Should buff out :+1:

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