Cat C write off?
A fine example of ‘Any landing you walk away from counts as a landing’, albeit pushing it a bit.
Getting close to ‘any landing you can swim away from…’
A successful landing is one you can walk away from.
A good landing is when you can use the aircraft again afterwards.
This is a special case of the accounting law of successful aviation. This law states:
For aviation to be considered successful the number of take-offs must equal the number of landings.
they need a back street garage to sort out a repair
That’s every single bloody Ryanair flight then. Mr O’Leary’s customers seem perpetually amazed by the miracle of powered flight.
I remember being on a package charter flight to Tenerife (or maybe Majorca), donkeys years ago, mid 70’s, on a fucking Comet (so must have been Dan Air) , and after a really, really turbulent flight followed by a landing in cross winds there was a massive round of applause and the grown-ups had a whip around for the pilot. Appropriately they used a sickbag as the receptacle for the cash.
How the fuck did that happen?
“I said, leave the key in the car. Not the car in the quay…”
I wondered how this had happened:
That is very impressive. Great driving skills there to miss the car first and the bus second
Looks a bit like an Astra. Dangerous in the hands of mere mortals.
An Astra wouldn’t have been stopped by mere brickwork…
Clearly it’s an inferior brand, driven by a wannabe who wished it was an Astra.
Looks as if the afterburners hadn’t ignited properly